Why Does Your Rubber Band Ball Hate America?
Oh, for Pete’s sake! Homeland Security agents kept a guy in jail for twelve hours… and for what? For carrying a rubber band ball. As we all know, rubber band balls can be used on board an aircraft to, um, um, well, um, bounce. And that’s just what the terrorists would want! Curse them and their unChristian elastic ways.
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