Fossil Fools Day Haiku

Burning corpses our ancestors laid underground, for us, fossil fools. It's been a crazy day of environmentalist action around the world, with strong protests against the economic infrastructure that delivers the dirty fossil fuels that are burning into accelerating climate change. In Boston, Massachusetts, activists formed a blockade of the Bank of America to protest the bank's funding of coal pollution. In New York City, protesters blocked the entrance to a Citibank headquarters to demonstrate resistance against Citibank's investment in coal-fired power plants. The activists chained themselves to the building and could not be removed until the chains were cut. At dawn outside of Charlotte, North Carolina, protesters chained themselves to bulldozers at the construction site for a new polluting coal-fired plant. That's just a small sampling of the amazing show of resistance going on today, not just in the USA, but all over planet Earth!

Jesus Slaves Bumper Sticker
Religion is about trapping people, controlling people, enslaving people. Are you one of the Jesus slaves? (bumper sticker)

God works in a mysterious bumpersticker
If God works in mysterious ways, then he probably does so in a mysterious cubicle. Poke fun at ultra-serious fundamentalists with this mysterious bumpersticker.


Check out these awesome sweatshop-free t-shirts about the environment.

It's still the Economy, stupid!.
Violence is a Moral Issue (bumper sticker)
Violence is a Moral Issue (bumper sticker)
Syracuse for Peace bumper sticker
Syracuse for Peace bumper sticker
Governor Blagojevich, Expletive Deleted You!
This goes out to Governor Rod Blagojevich of Illinois, who tried to sell a U.S. Senate seat in a series of phone calls so laden with swearing that press reports had to make repeated use of the phrase "expletive deleted."

To give vent to the spleen of so many Illinoians and Americans, we offer this shirt that declared, "Hey, Governor Blagojevich: [Expletive Deleted] You!"